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Slob By: Ellen Portter Owen Birnbaum is the fattest kid in school. But he's also an inventor who invents the most amazing contraptions.....like a T.V. that can show the past! Something happened a fews years back and he needs to see. Even though Owen is a amazing inventor who considers himself a genius there are some things he just doesn't get. Like why his gym teacher is trying to humiliate him. Or why his Oreos keep on disappearing from his lunch each day. He's sure that once he gets his T.V. working everything will start making sense. Because nobody messes with Owen Birnbaum and his Oreos.

Hoot By: Carl Hiaasen Roy is the new kid...... again. This time at Trace middle school in Coconut Grove, Florida. It's still the same old routine though-sitting by himself in the cafeteria,no friends, and stupid bullies pushing him around, like Dana Matherson. But if it weren't for Dana smushing Roy's face into the school bus window,he would of never have seen "the barefoot boy".And if he'd never have seen "the barefoot boy" he'd never have met tall, tough, bully-beating Beatrice.And if he never met Beatrice he wouldn't know about the borrowing owls on East Oriole Avenue. And in the end if Roy hadn't known about the owls he would've missed out a adventure of a life time.